"Like I always say, if Induced Fit never works, there is always Lock and Key"

I am sure most of you, if not all of you, have perceived a certain change in the atmosphere this morning, a certain deviation from the normalities of our comings and goings. A whiff, perhaps of some savoury, but no, that has long gone. But as I continue waxing lyrical about this just for the sake of doing so, more of these abnormalities pile up in our learning environment. If you have still not get what I am driving at, then I have just wasted about 5 minutes trying to make the leftover carcasses of the food of disgusting 17 - 18 year olds sound oh so poetic.

I acknowledge the fact that this is not due to the actions of the class (even though I believe you people have the capabilities to do such things) but that of some annoying bunch of J1s or J2s. This, of course, is not a one-off incident. It has occurred at least 5 times so far since last term, and despite of constant warnings from the relevant authorities, these imbeciles have yet to back down and practice some responsibility.

I have decided that it is pointless for us to accommodate to their wants, for they will not accommodate to our needs and it is unlikely that in the near future that this will ever change. Henceforth, I have consulted with Ms Toh whether we could install a latch to the front door and acquire of padlock of adequate complexity to secure our classroom from anymore disasters. Since all the other doors only open from the inside, we only need to secure the front door. This is, of course, but one of many possible solutions, and all will be considered before implementation. The implementation may not occur until after the exams, but we still have to be prepared for next year, and it will do well to serve our fellow juniors in the year to come.

Your CT Councillor/Rep
Norman "Bad Jokes, Bad Puns" Ng

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