Greetings fellow mortals. We come from India in peace (Wan Qing gives peace sign and Gwen laughs. Asyraf stones, Lucas watches The Prestige, and Umar sleeps with Louiis three storeys above the rest).
We're blogging on Wan Qing's laptop now at the Hotel Godwin (that's Godric Gryffindor's great great great grandson) and Asyraf is super sleepy after four days of Incredible Indiaaah! Today was great, everyone discovered that they loved voldie and we took a domestic flight from Delhi to Mumbai and visited the amazing American Express Call Centre. And we all wore V13 tees, spreading the glory of our class far and wide... "We got people trippin" exclaims Mrs. Gwendo Marvolo Cullen.
Oh, and before we forget, Asyraf's luggage lost its wheels on the domestic flight. Consequently, Asyraf's luggage bag was replaced by a bigger, better, brand new President bag which Asyraf received with open arms. It was not green.
Yesterday, all our troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay, oh we believe in yesterday. Because... we took a train ride to the awesome Agra and visited one of the seven wonders of the world... the spectacular TAJ MAHAL! Gwen laughs at you for not Taj-ing the Taj. But we know Wadee has plenty of other things to Taj. Asyraf was absolutely not responsible for these horrendous puns. An unnamed teacher (Ms Rachel Teo) started them.
Ok, we've to rest now, it's 1.15am here in Mumbai, India. We shall retreat to our respective sanctuaries because we're going to freaking BOLLYWOOD TOMORROW. HELL YEAH SUCKERS. Oh by the way, Wan Qing was by some distance, the biggest and reigning asshole in our ongoing game of ASSHOLE TAITI. Asyraf is The King whose asshole is Wan Qing. Lucas is just too busy being his queen, and he loves Asyraf's asshole. Gwen, no one bothers to speak about as she is a mere toilet cleaner. Meanwhile, Umar is still sleeping with Louiis.
Lukas sucks. He declares his love for slytherin and voldie. By the way, Asyraf's bag IS slytherin green.
Adieu, nous allons avoir trop d'amusement demain a Bollywood! Ce sera formidable!
'TIS PHOTO TIME!
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